Drunken Mare
The Drunken Mare stall set up at a faire: a royal blue table of candles, skulls and chess sets under a teal Drunken Mare flag, a barrel shelf of tall candles, wooden swords and shields, and a cut-out Drunken Mare sign on the straw.

Find us at the faire

See something you like? Reach out!

We're Sir Edwin and Siren KP. We make candles, leather balm, bedazzled jerseys and more, and sell them at renaissance faires and pirate fests around the West.

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From the table

Hand-poured candles

Prices are examples. Message us to see what we have right now.

Dark carved-glass candle jars with silver lids, each lid showing a jouster on horseback.

$30

The Sir Edwin

Cranberry prosecco and toasted coconut.

A dark embossed-glass candle jar with a round Coffee Shop label: a horse in a messy bun and heart sunglasses, sipping a coffee.

$30

Coffee Shop

A horse in a messy bun and heart sunglasses, holding her coffee.

A dark embossed-glass candle jar with a round Pumpkin Chai label: a horse in a ghost sheet holding a jack-o'-lantern.

$30

Pumpkin Chai

On this one the horse is dressed up as a ghost.

A yellow rubber duck sitting on the lid of a green carved-glass candle jar with a handwritten label reading Captain Gunner.

$30 each

A red carved-glass candle jar with a handwritten label reading Captain Diego.

The captain candles

Each captain candle has its own scent. That's Captain Gunner with the duck, and Captain Diego in the circle.

  • Gunnersweet tobacco
  • Diegobourbon and leather
  • Gravesbay rum
  • Daltonamber and teakwood
  • Valonocean breeze
Our Ellmers candle: a black jar with a bamboo lid, its round label showing a white horse and the words Ellmers Retirement & Rehab.

The Ellmers candle

Every dollar goes to the horses

Apple and cedar. It's the only one of our candles that goes to Ellmers Retirement & Rehab.

$25

Ask for an Ellmers candle

Meet the horses

The four horses in the Ellmers program right now.

  • Jack, a white horse with a chestnut patch over his ears and eye, lying in the sand and looking at the camera.
    Jack
  • Odin, a white horse, head and neck against a bright blue sky.
    OdinThe face on our Ellmers candle (definitely not the favorite).
  • Hermes, a flea-bitten grey horse wearing a bridle and a tooled leather saddle, looking at the camera.
    Hermes
  • Floki, a bay horse with a white star and a navy noseband, walking toward the camera through dry grass.
    Floki

Also on the table

Everything else

  • Leather balm

    $12

    Our newest scent is coconut cream pie.

  • Wax melts

    $15

    Ask which scents we've got going.

  • Incense altars

    $15

    A rose with a crystal point, on a bamboo base.

  • Mystery book bags

    $60

    One book and three mystery items.

  • Chess sets

    $80

    Board and pieces. Want a custom set? Message us on Instagram.

  • Rows of open teal tins filled with freshly poured golden leather balm.

    Leather balm

  • An incense altar piece: a deep red rose with an amber crystal point on a round bamboo base.

    Incense altars

  • Two black paper bags with Mystery Book Bag handwritten on the front in pink.

    Mystery book bags

  • A chess set at our stall: a blue and black board with dark pieces on a barrel top, among candles and little skulls.

    Chess sets

Custom jerseys

Bedazzled hockey jerseys

Send us your hockey jersey and we'll bedazzle it. The price depends on how much we cover:

  • Front or back

    $125

  • Front and back

    $250

  • Front, back and arm numbers

    $300

Ask about your jersey
  • The front of an orange hockey jersey, its crest covered in rhinestones.Front
  • The back: the name DOSTAL and a big number 1 in rhinestones.Back
  • The sleeve: the name down the arm and a rhinestone number 1.Arms
Inside the Drunken Mare stall: dark wood barrel shelves edged in royal blue, black and amber jar candles, stacked teal balm tins, a wizard-library tapestry and a fishing net strung with lights overhead.

The stall

Come say hi

We're there every weekend of every faire we do.

We take cash, card, Venmo or Zelle.

Where to find us

Faires on our calendar

  • Pirate Fest Las Vegas

    Craig Ranch Park, North Las Vegas

    April 10–11, 2027

  • Oregon Renaissance Faire

    Canby, OR

    Every weekend in June 2027

  • Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire

    Sky Meadows, Snohomish, WA

    Five weekends, July–August 2027

  • Northern California Renaissance Faire

    Casa de Fruta, Hollister, CA

    Weekends from mid-September

  • Age of Chivalry Renaissance Festival

    Sunset Park, Las Vegas

    Every October

At the faire

  • Sir Edwin in armour on a bay horse, carrying a lance and a blue shield with a white fleur-de-lis.
  • The Drunken Mare tent set up on the grass at a faire, its front flaps tied open on tables of candles.
  • Sir Edwin galloping down the joust lane past a packed grandstand, under strings of pennants.
  • Wooden pieces at our stall: practice swords, a shield painted with a knight on horseback, and a round skull-and-crossbones shield.
Sir Edwin in a royal blue coat and Siren KP in a pale coat, both in tricorn hats and pirate dress, standing arm in arm.

The makers

Sir Edwin and Siren KP

We're husband and wife, and we make everything we sell.

  • Siren KPPours the candles. She also cares for the show horses and keeps them in shape.
  • Sir EdwinMakes the wooden pieces. He jousts, and he's one of the fight coordinators and horse trainers.
  • Both of usWork with resin and make things out of it.
A rider in a gold corset walks beside a chestnut horse with a white blaze, in front of a packed joust-arena crowd.

How to order

Message us to order

  1. Find something you like

    Here or at the stall. The prices on this page are examples, so ask what we have right now.

  2. Message us

    DM us on Instagram at @DrunkenMare with what you want.

  3. Shipping or pickup

    We ship anywhere in the US, or you can pick it up from us at a faire.

Summer: we only ship candles Monday to Wednesday.

Message us on Instagram